28 December 2011

Resolutions Anyone?

The new year is almost upon us, and again the time has come to make resolutions we will very probably keep for little more then a few months if we are lucky.  So I have come up with a list of resolutions my students told me they were making, a list of common resolutions and a list of my very own, wacky resolutions.  Enjoy!

My Students (Keep in mind these kids are between 13 and 15):

  • Get better grades
  • Do well in school
  • Get perfect score on big test
  • Get hot Korean boyfriend
  • Get pretty
  • Get taller
  • Take over the world
  • Sleep all year
  • Save money
  • Collect more comic books
  • Watch new Tom Cruise movie
  • Diet
  • Not lie
  • Exercise
  • Improve math and english skills
  • Quit academy

Most Common Resolutions (according to usa.gov) :

  • Drink Less Alcohol
  • Eat Healthy Food
  • Get a Better Education
  • Get a Better Job
  • Get Fit
  • Lose Weight
  • Manage Debt
  • Manage Stress
  • Quit Smoking
  • Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle
  • Save Money
  • Take a Trip
  • Volunteer to Help Others

My very own Wacky and Wonderful Resolutions:

  • Keep up with the eating healthy and working out
  • Hike Biseulsan and the Temple there, Yugasa
  • Explore Yakjeon-golmok Market
  • Go to Palgongsan 
  • Visit the other temples surrounding Daegu
  • Go to the Penis Park here
  • Visit a spa
  • Learn enough korean to get by
  • Dance down a street while listening to my ipod in the middle of the day
  • Visit Japan
  • Visit Australia
  • Visit Italy, Germany, France, England, Greece, Ireland....
  • Get my apartment perfect just when I leave South Korea
  • Learn to cook traditional Korean dishes
  • Expand my wardrobe
  • Complet the first half of my novel and finally settle on a real plot for it
  • Write at least 40 new poems
  • Improve my drawing again
  • Sing all the english songs at one of the music rooms here
  • Stay organized
  • Actually be able to find my way through Seomun Market without getting lost
  • Dance every day
  • Learn why Cost-co is so addicting
  • Master haggling
  • Read all the books I have on my Kindle including War and Peace
  • And three other resolutions that are my business and none of yours.  :)